For all students, skinflints and singles out there, let’s go through how to make a Pizza Marguerita, the simplest of all pizzas, that any fool should be able to get right every time.
1 pizza base
Small jar of tomato/bolognaise sauce
Spread tomato sauce on the plain pizza base, sprinkle over the cheese and place on a baking tray
Put into the oven at gas mark 5
Go and sit down for a bit while it cooks for about 12-15 minutes, or until you think it’s ready (advanced cooks only)
My pizza dinner last night
Don’t use the advanced method suggested above if the television is on. It’s incompatible with the typical length of Friday night TV shows.